Chupa Chups 4:25 AM;


A dog named sex.
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. He’s a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
When I went to city Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I’d like one, too!” Then I said, “But this is for a dog.” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, “You don’t understand. I’ve had Sex since I was 9 years old.” He winked and said, “You must have been quite a kid.”
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, “You don’t need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don’t care what you do.” I said, “Look, you don’t seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.” The clerk said, “Funny—I have the same problem.”
One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. “But you don’t understand,” I said, “I had hoped to have Sex on TV.” He said, “Now that cable is all over the place, it’s no big deal anymore.”
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married.” The judge said, “This courtroom isn’t a confessional. Stick to the case, please.” Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said “That’s not unusual. It happens to a lot of people.”
Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him. A cop came over to me and asked, “What are you doing in this alley at 4 o’clock in the morning?” I told him that I was looking for Sex.
My case comes up Friday

Just a joke , no i dont have a dog named sex =D

Chupa Chups 5:44 AM;


I see the Love
I see the Hate
I see the Future that we can make
I see the life
I see the sky
Give it ALL just to see you Fly.

Yes we wave this flag of Hatred
But you're the one who made It
Watch the beauty of your Lies
Passing right before my Eyes

I hear the hate in all of your Words
All the things to make us Hurt
Fleeing hope as we depart
All together walk alone
Against all we've ever Known

All we ever really wanted Was
Something called Determination
Made to kneel before the Altar
As you tear us Apart

Chupa Chups 5:29 AM;


Tonight , i am going to sleep .so am i doing so tomorrow night .but im not going to sleep the following day .because its day time ,why would i want to sleep .

kay .moving on .

So to those people who were chatting with me last night after 10.30pm and i didn't reply .SORRY LAH .i fell asleep with the laptop on .i
m a tired person okay .i have school and ncc to juggle .
plus a wife and 3 kids who are in primary school to feed .i don't have so much time for all this blogging shit .

i got a family to take care of damn it .

sheesh .

Chupa Chups 4:53 AM;

Chupa Chups 7:45 AM;


NEWSPAPERS

How many people of you actually read newspapers ?
i know for a fact i don't
I just read 8 Days magazine .
but im sure alot of Singaporeans do .
Kay so .
I've seen advertisments or notices in the newspapers .
Which take up alot of unnecessary pages .
And it really is a waste of resources .
Heck , i've even seen ads about saving the earth and stopping GLOBAL WARMING
But how stupid can the media be ?
They waste TONNES of paper DAILY just to tell people not to waste things .
How ironic is that ?
THEY WASTE PAPER TO TELL PEOPLE NOT TO WASTE PAPER .
And just think if they didn't waste pages to print that out ,how much pages they'd save for ONE newspaper .
And if you multiply it by the number of Languages the newspaper has and also by the number of households in Singapore
,THATS ALOT DAMN IT .
I mean for god's sake , telling us on the TV is enough .
Lazy Singaporeans waste 1/3 of their lives in front of televisions .
1/3 sleeping and 1/3 doing miscellaneous stuff [I'm not hinting at anything] .

Save the Earth people .
Save the Earth , please .

Thank You .

Chupa Chups 7:42 AM;


Singapore is one of the richest countries in South East Asia .
and it is because of our globalising economy which is made possible by our own fellow Singaporeans .
Singaporeans who study and get good grades .
Singaporeans who get jobs in the CBD area .
Singaporeans with Degrees and Masters .
The whole meritocracy thing in Singapore.is just a big whole load of BULLSHIT .
Its just a big propaganda .
Singapore's economy is the way it is because of 2 things .Prostitution and the selling of Contraband Ciggarettes .
If you people haven't realised ,its these 2 industries that are constantly having customersAnd are always in business .
Plus they are never affected by the Global Economic Recession .
Get what i mean fellow readers ?
So stop studying .Go become a prostitute or sell contraband ciggarettes .
[Just Joking xD]

Chupa Chups 4:21 AM;


I'm
A little bit of loneliness,
A little bit of disregard,

But it's like no matter what I do,
I can't convince you, to just hear me out,

I can't feel
The way I did,
Don't turn your back on me,

Time won't heal,
This damage anymore

But I've never had a doubt
It's like no matter what I do,
I can't convince you

So I...
Let go, watching you,
Turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not

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